inspiritional quotes from juan during the 2009 season

its only gay if u like it.....if u hang with monkeys u might get a big banana up ur ass.....its not gay if the money u get from selling ur ass goes to charity......its only gay if u want it to be....its not gay if ur on top......i was hoping to see coach sean naked in that movie,damn......maybe if sully sees how cut up my glutes are he will play me......i haven't seen one player wearing a cup as yet wtf.....the oilers qb is the best looking guy in the league....i'm playing with a team next year that has showers,u know what i'm saying....my knee is not the problem,its this damn butt plug.....i am married to a woman